That’s correct. I have filed paperwork to run for President of the United States. My election group is called Authors for President. My Federal Election Commission ID number is P60017449. When the FEC updates their list of presidential candidates, my name will be on it.
My presidential platform includes a flat tax of 15% for those above the poverty line; overhauling the copyright and trademark systems; overhauling the patent system; restructuring the Veterans Administration; and investigating the publishing industry’s lock-step contracts with odious terms.
You can vote for me as a write-in candidate for president during the 2016 elections, and I appreciate your support. With your help, I will get more votes than Mickey Mouse, Deez Nuts, Dat Phat A$$, and Mr. Porcupines R. Spikey Jr. That’s accurate — those are some of the registered candidates for the 2016 elections for President of the United States.