COSine 2013 Panel Schedule

If you’re not busy on January 25th through the 27th, take a trip down to Colorado Springs and stop in at COSine 2013. My panel schedule, in case you wish to pop in: FRIDAY 9 – 10pm Breckenridge “Cross genre, cross dressing, and Charing Cross Road – what works and what sells?” David Boop, Guy […]

Amazon’s Shelfari

Just for fun, I decided to pop over to Shelfari to see what they have to offer. One of the best things Shelfari has is the ability to import from your Amazon purchasing history. I was rather shocked to see that I picked up 620 books in the last three years. True, most were freebies […]

KillerCon 4 Story Competition

KillerCon, one of the premiere author conventions, holds several competitions for authors to show off their mad skillz. For 2012, they had the Gross-Out Contest, a horror-themed erotica contest, plus a 15-minute competition where authors had to write a story with several key words or phrases. Note: Bad words coming, continue only if you’re comfortable […]

Angels Cried Charity Anthology

Angels Cried Angels Cried is a charity anthology arranged by Stephen L. Wilson to benefit the Sandy Hook School Fund, which is managed by United Way. Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut was attacked by a troubled young man who took the lives of many adults and young children. I was honored to be […]

Movies Turned Feral

Necon Books had a fun little contest where you select some movie, video or book and reword the TV Guide description to make it dark. Although they didn’t win, here are my entries: The Wizard of Oz – After sustaining a head injury, a woman goes on a psychopathic battle to the death for the […]

Christmas Eve 2012

Here it is, the day before Christmas and a week before a new year starts. First off, I hope your Christmas is stress-free and warm, and you receive everything you desire (unless it’s a paddle-wheel riverboat, since they’re too hard to wrap without the shape giving it away and you’d need a living redwood as […]

2012 Advent Calendar

TTA Press/Interzone added my short story, “Seeds”, to their 2012 Advent Calendar project. Feel free to stop by and post a comment: http://ttapress.com/1528/the-advent-calendar-2012/ TTA Press does this annually, so don’t forget to stop by daily to read the latest story, plus don’t forget to submit a story next year, assuming the world doesn’t slip into a […]

The Next Big Thing

THE NEXT BIG THING Someone came up with a fun, kooky idea to get a bunch of authors talking about their upcoming work. After a lot of arm twisting, getting poked with hot irons, and some kind of water torture involving Jello, I relented. Nah, I’m kidding, ask any author what they’re working on and […]

Wergle Flomp Poetry

This was an entry from the Wergle Flomp poetry contest, which requires the poet to create the worst poem they can, then submit it to the poetry “scam publishers”, who would publish anything and then try to get you to buy a $50 book.   With Certainty by Guy Anthony De Marco   My life […]

Facebook Legal Notice (Extra Funny Added)

In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright and trademark are attached to all of my personal details, illustrations, graphics, comics, paintings, photos, videos, nude pornos I made in the 1990’s, that picture of me burying a dead body, horrific close-ups of my nose hairs, doodles I made in the […]